Tales of the Parodyverse

Introduction : Something about Yo


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Fri May 30, 2003 at 09:43:22 am EST
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A normal day in the LoR headquarters. 12 p.m

“Just because you are a god, weigh twice as me, and could send me to the Mangaverse with a punch, dosen’t mean you are the owner…I don’t want to watch the 13th reposition of Xena !”

“What is it going on? A battle for the remote control..again?” Lisa asked Cheryl. Both were indulging themselves with a hot cup of coffee, in the only room where lately they could find peace . The kitchen. From the rec room they could hear Visionary winning, patiently at first but more are more stubbornly.
“Yes. Before the LoR battled for Honor, Justice and Tasty waffles. Now is only about the RC and what soap to watch.. An improvement I’ve to say. Latelymy PR duties are restricted to noise complains from the neighbors” Cheryl grinning answered.
“Anyway, What about the TV NTU made from the old cappuccino machine?.Is it not working?” Lisa said
“Even Donar dosen’t want to test if he is coffee-proof, dear…”

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“Gahhhhhhh. The horror, the horror. No, please. Everything but that….”.
Now both women were surprised to hear Donar and Visionary shouting in pain.
“An attack in the rec room!!Hurry up, Cheryl”
Wondering what disaster could be, both found their way to the next room. In the middle with the RC in her/his hand Yo was statically watching Justin Timkerlaine. The latest pop idol was singing or trying to. Yo-woman was drooling all over. Visionary and Donar didn’t have a chance with Yo in this mood.
After checking that the LoR men weren’t in trouble, or more trouble than usual, Lisa and Cheryl went back to the kitchen.
“That is not like Yo. Now that I think about it s/he has been acting very odd lately” Cheryl worried “One day she is crying over a broken nail, the other getting drunk in a singles pub and hitting married women”
Lisa, while considering another chocolate muffin, agreed. “ Now that you mention it…Some of my best goons designs for One-Night-stand-dates are missing, but then I blamed Flapjack. I wonder if she has been using some of them…Together with my best bottle of French perfume and some make up. Never before a fashion victim our Yo” Lisa was getting more and more worried now…Evidently. Yo didn’t need any of this. Why?. Lisa envied her the way she thought herself pretty, slimmer or sexier and BUMP she was.

“Okey, lets see. She is acting like a teenager, all blushes, perfume, make up one day. Drooling about girlys singers. Annoying in general… Next day, She or I should say he.. is swearing, making bad jokes about big bums and tits, and telling me he is not doing the cleaning, that is a women’s task. Even more annoying in general. I think our genderless being just split the She and the He. And getting the worst of both genders ..Yes, that makes sense. Seems to me that we have been victims of a subtle attack. Villains are not subtle in general. Leaving only one mastermind behind it all” Lisa cheerfully finished. “ And before you ask me what we are going to do about it, I will answer. Nothing. We don’t want people remembering where or who the LoR are anymore. When was the last time the red phone rang?”
“When Asil pretended to be from some governmental agency?. But then she is a child and bored of such inactivity” Cheryl fondly remembered.

“Left behind the doody head and bring cake” gave her up pretty soon anyway”. Lisa grimly spat back. “Anyway, lets call the LL. These guys are just crazy to save the world. It is good there are still heroes in this world”. Lisa bashed her lashes and laugh…
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Nats was on monitor duty. Being one of the rookies he spent lots of times at it. He wondered if Visionary would want to rejoin the LL again. On the other hand, a guy has to love the peace around, meanwhile a hot chick, an holographic one, but who cares, served him the best of Space Ghost bear. The phone was ringing, and he seriously considered to let it ring for the next hour and have a nice nap. “ummm, what about if Finny discovered it?”. Nats muttered. When your boss is a grumpy dragon you don’t want to take any chance…Just thinking of it, and the phone came to his hand..

“Oh, hi there Lisa. Not too bad, not too bad. Missing the cool whip…Oh, help. Sure I can help, I guess” Nats answered carefully. Problems, these LoR guys usually mean problems. Lots of them. “Yes, all by myself. The guys are out saving one Multiuniverse. If you ask me we have to many of them anyway… About Yo?. I see, send her around. Friday night, you sure knows how to ruin a guy love life…Hey, I do have one, dammit!.” …“And Lisa, you owe me big time. Yeah.. I love you too. Send my love to Christopher…”.

Once he hung up wondered what he’s just agreed to do. Yo was okey… but make he feel a little uncomfortable. The He or She or It…Perhaps he should wait for the guys. Or show then all that he was now a LL member, and proud of it….



Next: something about Yo and Nats to save the Universe..or something!. The mastermind is not reveled! Visiuonary watches Xena again!. An Interview with the Alien!


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